Tuesday, January 03, 2006


Draft Dave Barry for President. We Need a Jet

The following is from an ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT from washingtonpost.com:


Whig Party National Committee: Since you are a candidate for President of the United States, we of the Whig Party woud like to know if you would like our endorsement? We used to be a major political party, honest.

Dave Barry: I can't associate myself with a political party without knowing where that party stands.

No, wait, I can. But I will need a jet.


There you have it: we need to raise enough money for a jet so we can nominate Dave Barry for President. Anyone out there have a jet we can use?

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Whig Party National Committee: January 2006